Sing, Ho, For the Greatness of Fat!

Sing, Ho, For the Greatness of Fat! is a World Quest in Atocpan, Natlan.

Start Location[]

Start the quest by approaching Suriqui just south of Remnants of Tetenanco.

Steps[]

Complete Suriqui's challenge
- Trial of Precision: Destroy all the jars that appear on the field during the time limit
Come back later and check
- This step will progress after three hours of real-world time
Complete Illimani's challenge
- Trial of Agility: Collect all Elemental Particles on the field without destroying any jars
Talk to the two people up ahead

Gameplay Notes[]

Completing this quest grants the Wonders of the World achievement Heavyweight Contender.

Dialogue[]

Quest Description

Praise the almighty fat! A fearsome warrior must pack as powerful a paunch as they do a punch!

(Talk to Suriqui)

Suriqui: Ah, valiant passerby, since you've come all the way to Teteocan, I take it you're someone seeking strength, aren't you?

Suriqui: Perhaps you've already seen some that the Collective of Plenty would call strong. Hah. Bunch of meatheads, they are, if you ask me.

Suriqui: But you? You're pretty lean — not yet one of those gym addicts obsessed with their daily lifts and bench-presses, I'm sure.

Suriqui: I'll tell you what, all of that is a scam. Don't be fooled.

Do you hate working out?

Do you hate muscles?

Suriqui: Well, maybe things aren't as simple as that. But muscle worship and the claim that a warrior's strength flows from them? Absolute nonsense.

Suriqui: Know this! The heroes of old could never have had bodies that were nothing but skin, bones, and muscle.

Suriqui: They lived in far harsher conditions than we do today, where survival and defense were paramount. To endure real combat, they would've definitely maintained a healthy layer of fat for protection.

Suriqui: As such, their physique would've been more like mine.

Suriqui: Yes, this slightly chubby build I've got is what the heroes of old would've had — a body that balances impact and agility.

Suriqui: But sadly, the people of this tribe just can't see the truth. Ugh, idiots all.

Suriqui: You don't look entirely convinced... Hmm, how about this?

Suriqui: Try out the jar-smashing challenge I've constructed! I set this location up to train myself, but I wouldn't mind letting you have a go.

Suriqui: You'll see just how powerful a larger build can be in real combat once you've given this a shot!

Allow me to give it a try.

(Starts challenge)

I'll need a moment to prepare.

Suriqui: No problem, come back whenever you're prepared.

(Talk to Suriqui again if "I'll need a moment to prepare" was chosen)

Suriqui: Try out the jar-smashing challenge I've constructed! I set this location up to train myself, but I wouldn't mind letting you have a go.

Suriqui: You'll see just how powerful a larger build can be in real combat once you've given this a shot!

Allow me to give it a try.

(Starts challenge)

I'll need a moment to prepare.

Suriqui: No problem, come back whenever you're prepared.

(Talk to Suriqui after completing the challenge): Suriqui: Hehe. Not bad, but you're still a bit behind me.; Suriqui: I've been rocking the slightly chubby look for a while now, but trust me, I've never skimped on my training. My agility and impact are way beyond those clueless gym junkies.; Suriqui: Forget chasing muscles — come join me in celebrating the greatness of fat!

(Talk to Illimani after a while)

Illimani: Hey, valiant passerby over there — yes, you!

Illimani: Sigh, you're so skinny... Have you been eating properly?

But... all the food got eaten by my guide, Paimon.

Illimani: No matter what your reasons or struggles might be, the first rule is: you must eat well!

Huh? Are you offering to treat me to a meal?

Illimani: Well, that's not what I meant... But if you're really starving, I do have some grilled meat in my bag. Anyway, let's set that aside for now...

Illimani: Since you've made it to Teteocan, you've probably already seen the warriors from Collective of Plenty, right?

Illimani: Out of the goodness of my heart, let me give you a piece of advice: never trust those guys who are obsessed with preaching about muscles.

Illimani: The fat that the Archon blessed us with is a precious gift. Giving up all the delicious food and losing your fat just to chase after some flashy muscles?

Illimani: That's the dumbest thing ever. Even the forest boars would pity you.

Illimani: And honestly, if we're talking about what looks good, this whole muscle-worship thing only became popular in the last few decades.

Illimani: My grandpa told me that back in his day, people actually preferred a slightly fuller figure.

Illimani: So, don't let anyone mislead you into going down the wrong path to lose weight!

Illimani: But, if one day you end up like my relatives from Collective of Plenty and decide to lose weight in the name of strength...

Illimani: Here's something else to remember: when it comes to agility, warriors with a slightly chubby build can also be as nimble as fish. But when it comes to strength, those skinny guys are no match for us.

Illimani: If you need proof, just look at the jars on this training ground.

Illimani: With my build, I can easily sprint through without breaking a single jar. I bet even the skinny ones couldn't pull that off with this level of agility, don't you think?

Illimani: Oh, I can see it — you're trying not to laugh, huh? Fine... I know you don't believe me.

Illimani: Come on, give it a try! Run through this training ground as fast as you can, but be sure not to break any of the jars!

Illimani: Let's see how well you do — and whether you can beat my record.

Allow me to give it a try.

(Starts challenge)

I'll need a moment to prepare.

Illimani: No problem, come back whenever you're prepared.

(Talk to Illimani again if "I'll need a moment to prepare" was chosen)

Illimani: Come on, give it a try! Run through this training ground as fast as you can, but be sure not to break any of the jars!

Illimani: Let's see how well you do — and whether you can beat my record.

Allow me to give it a try.

(Starts challenge)

I'll need a moment to prepare.

Illimani: No problem, come back whenever you're prepared.

(Talk to Illimani or Suriqui after completing the challenge)

Suriqui: Illimani, you seem to have gained some weight again — congrats!

Illimani: Haha, thanks, Suriqui.

Illimani: Good news, by the by — I just talked another skinny person out of dieting the other day.

Suriqui: Oh, nice! That's awesome!

Suriqui: Hey, what about you? Been eating well these days?

Yeah, been eating great.

Illimani: That's what I like to hear — eat more, get nice and chubby.

Not eating so great, though.

Suriqui: That's no good. Nothing's more important than eating properly.

Suriqui: Oh, by the way, Illimani, this person's jar-smashing record is insane — just a little short of my best.

Illimani: (‍He/She‍) even challenged me here. Did pretty well, too.

Suriqui: Wow, not bad! Didn't expect you to be so good — almost beat the two of us.

Illimani: Honestly, if he gains a bit more weight, he might actually beat us.

Suriqui: Yeah, totally possible. But honestly, you're still a bit too skinny — you've got room to bulk up. That said...

Suriqui: I approve of you!

Illimani: I approve of you too!

Illimani: But seriously, you should eat more at every meal.

Suriqui: No skipping meals, no dieting — we'd be so disappointed if you did.

Trivia[]

The name of this quest may be a reference to the song "Sing Ho! For the Life of a Bear" from the Winnie-the-Pooh books written by A. A. Milne.

Other Languages[]

Language	Official Name	Literal Meaning
English	Sing, Ho, For the Greatness of Fat!	—
Chinese (Simplified)	哦！伟大的脂肪！ O! Wěidà de Zhīfáng!
Chinese (Traditional)	哦！偉大的脂肪！ O! Wěidà de Zhīfáng!
Japanese	「おお！偉大なる脂肪よ！」 "Oo! Idai-naru Shibou yo!"
Korean	오! 위대한 지방! O! Widaehan Jibang!
Spanish	¡Oh, grandiosa grasa!	Oh, Great Fat!
French	Ô, pour la grandeur de la graisse !	O, For the Greatness of Fat!
Russian	Его величество жир! Yego velichestvo zhir!
Thai	โอ้! ไขมันที่ยิ่งใหญ่!
Vietnamese	Lớp Mỡ Vĩ Đại
German	Oh, du großartiges Fett!	Oh, You Great Fat!
Indonesian	Terpujilah Wahai Lemak yang Luar Biasa!	Praise Be To You, O Great Fat!
Portuguese	Cantem! Pela Grandeza da Gordura!
Turkish	Yağ Tulumlarına Selam Olsun!
Italian	Cantami, o diva, del maestoso grasso!

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Released in Version 5.5

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