Nasha Town Bulletin Board

The Nasha Town Bulletin Board is a point of interest and a bulletin board located in Nasha Town, Lempo Isle, Nod-Krai.

It can be found near Slazhnev. The messages randomly cycle through every time "Continue Reading" is selected.

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Introduction[]

Voynich Guild Announcement: To promote various economic activities in Nasha Town, we of the Voynich Guild believe that it is necessary to create a platform where the vox populi may be heard in a manner both authoritative and convenient to use. To this end, we have set up this bulletin board.

Voynich Guild Announcement: Any information with potential economic value can be posted here — including but not limited to: item trades, collaboration offers, treasure clues, or even just complaints, and so on...

Voynich Guild Announcement: This board has no restrictions on content or format. Everyone is free to speak their mind. We hope you encounter endless business opportunities here!

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Voynich Guild Disclaimer[]

Disclaimers & Indemnities: The Voynich Guild assumes no legal or financial liability for the authenticity, accuracy, or consequences of posted content, nor does it offer dispute mediation services.

Disclaimers & Indemnities: Please bear the consequence of any emotional breakdowns, financial loss, personal injury, etc. caused by the content on the bulletin board, or seek out third parties to resolve the issue. By reading these terms, you acknowledge that you accept them.

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Wild Hunt Warning[]

Message: "We've received intel that the Wild Hunt has appeared, and us Wild Hunters are about to make our move. Right now, our team has a professional guide and photographer, so we're hiring a bodyguard!"

Message: "We've received intel that the Wild Hunt has appeared, and us Wild Hunters are about to make our move. We're looking for a professional tour guide and two bodyguards!"

Notice from the Lightkeepers: There have been many Wild Hunt-related disasters of late. Yesterday, the Lightkeepers rescued a team of civilians from the Wild Hunt, of which only one member survived. It is extremely dangerous to approach the Wild Hunt without proper authorization. Please cherish your lives and stay away from unnecessary danger.

Shakily-Written Note: "Giving away an old Kamera and a set of Wild Hunt-related photos for free. Just take what you like. I don't want to keep any of it..."

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Frostmoon Scions' Message[]

Frostmoon Scions' Bulletin: "When you stand alone, wrapped in layers of darkness and cold... When even your words freeze in your throat... Call upon the name of Lady Kuutar."

Frostmoon Scions' Bulletin: "If you feel lost in the mortal world beneath the moonlight, the Frostmoon Scions will join you in waiting for the gentle glow of the moon. May it illuminate your road ahead."

Message: "And when the moon shines not, you can always trust in your kuuvahki devices!"

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The Cannon Must Go![]

Message: "Who in the world approved that cannon in the town square? Everyone knows kuuvahki messes with people something fierce. And with kids playing nearby, this just feels like bad news waiting to happen..."

Message: "Last time I stood around it for half an hour, my head started spinning. There must be something wrong with the cannon! For everyone's safety, we have to dismantle it!"

Another Person's Message: "Excuse you! If we get rid of the cannon, what's going to happen when the Wild Hunt attacks? Are we going to just sit on our hands and take the entire calamity on the chin?"

Engineer's Notice: Although the "Boom and Blast Kuuvahki Energy Cannon" requires kuuvahki to operate, it has minimal effect on humans, unlike the energies scattered around the wilderness. Please do not panic.

Reply: "Look! They admitted it HAS an effect on humans! The proof is in the pudding, everyone!"

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Cat Advice Needed[]

Message: "My household cats keep knocking my bonsai trees down. They've broken more than a dozen pots already, but I don't want to have to choose between them or my plants. Any suggestions?"

Another Person's Message: "I have an idea! You can buy your plants at the 'Vesnici Proleca Greenhouse'! Theirs are made with white iron alloys. Your cats could attack them, and they wouldn't even dent!"

Reply: "It's true they don't break easily. I bought a few pots for my home, but one of my cats pushed a pot down when I was sitting directly under it..."

Reply: "So yeah... I can vouch for their very, very sturdy white iron alloy composition..."

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Subletting Offer[]

Message: "Looking for a roommate to split rent. I'm eyeing a place in the upper levels, but it's pricey for a solo tenant. If you'd like, I can give you the bedroom with the better view."

Message: "I'm not picky about gender, just as long as you have a decent job in Nasha Town and don't mind pets. I'm at The Flagship every Friday night, so let's chat over a drink first if you're interested."

Another Person's Message: "EVERYBODY! DO *NOT* TAKE UP THIS GUY'S OFFER! I was his previous roommate... He doesn't have a "pet," he has a whole gosh-darn menagerie!"

Another Person's Message: "Like chic badgers and whatnot... It's not a problem if they're locked up, but when they're not... Well, there was this one time I had to use the loo at night, and I stepped on a still-warm pile of... Yeah, I'm never forgetting that 'sensation' as long as I live and breathe."

Reply: "I knew it! You killed Blooey, and you tried to pin it on Chubsy! I'll get you yet, you villain!"

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Bump in the Night[]

Scribbly Handwriting: "Last night, I was passing by an alley near Mead-Boy, and I swear something bumped me on the back. But when I turned around, there was nothing there... I'm scared..."

Childish Handwriting: "Oh no... I heard Libuse talking about this... She said it's actually a cursed 'mark,' and if you get marked three times, you'll be doomed to wander those alleys forever..."

Scribbly Handwriting: "What!? That's awful! How do I get rid of these marks?"

Childish Handwriting: "It's easy. But first, answer this: A three-digit number, divided by its last digit, equals 37. What's the number?"

Scribbly Handwriting: "I consulted an engineer from Fontaine, and she said the answer is 185. What does this have to do with the three marks?"

Neat Handwriting: "That would be a little brat from the Conch Gang asking you to help him with his math homework... Don't ask me how I know..."

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Treasure Hunter Advert[]

Message: "Looking for fellow Mora-minded compatriots! I have major leads about Reed Miller's legendary treasure. We already have a treasure-hunting team, and we're just waiting for more of y'all to join our cause!"

Message: "This is a rare opportunity! All I need is one final sum of starting capital so I can rent the 'Legendary Treasure Compass' and get in touch with some key informants."

Message: "ROI: 900%, and that's the absolute minimum — if all goes well, you can recoup your investment within a month! Meet me in person at the Northland Bank to transfer funds and negotiate terms. As a bonus, I'll even throw in a free treasure map!"

Message: "There's only one spot left, so come quick, or it'll be gone forever! Miss out on this, and you just might find yourself working under me instead of with me!"

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Selling Fatui Uniform[]

Message: "Returning to my hometown. Selling one Fatui uniform. Large size, men's, 80% new. Price negotiable, but will definitely be a worthwhile deal."

Message: "If you are interested in joining the Fatui, this is your best choice. But even if you don't, you can wear the uniform on the following occasions..."

Message: "You can wear it to work to let your colleagues know that you are not to be trifled with. You can wear it to Snezhnaya to let the people know that you are not to be trifled with. You can wear it while venturing through the wilderness to let passersby know that you are not to be trifled with... You get my drift, yes?"

Message: "For the next few days, I'll be waiting at Speranza with my clothes, so that you can check the goods before you buy them. First come, first served. If I'm not there, that means someone came before you did."

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Fatui Recruitment Notice[]

Fatui Notice: Glory does not fall from the heavens — it must be forged by your own hands! You who call yourself ambitious, the Fatui have a special offer for you today!

Fatui Notice: Whether you're an adventurer, a treasure hunter, or just an ordinary person who hasn't been chosen by fate...Your loyalty and courage are what Snezhnaya needs.

Fatui Notice: If you wish to be a part of this mission, please contact Kruchek at The Flagship and complete your registration.

Message: "Once you've registered, don't forget to purchase a life insurance policy for yourself! That way, whether your mission is completed or not, it's still Mora in the bank. For further details, please contact Hrovoje."

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Conveyer Belt Safety Notice[]

Belt Operator's Notice: ATTENTION: All cargo labels must face upward on the conveyor belt! If mis-sorted or misplaced due to noncompliance (whether taken by others or dumped in port warehouses), retrieval is your responsibility!

Message: "Well, well! There've been a lot of mistakes with cargo recently, and you still dare to toss out a 'notice' like this? Looks like SOMEONE'S trying to shift the blame..."

Another Person's Message: "That idiotic 'someone' (with no consideration for those who work sorting, the blighter) you're looking for is Sakkari, one of those upper level, upper-crust types running the dock. I saw him putting up that notice with my own eyes!"

Another Person's Message: "I fully endorse everyone who messes up the packages on his conveyor belt, just to spite the buffoon! The only thing upper-crust about him is the Mora lining his fat pockets!"

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Seeking Lost Wallet[]

Graceful Handwriting: "Lost a brown wallet at the docks yesterday — if any kind soul finds it, please just return the fluffy Blubberbeast keychain attached..."

Graceful Handwriting: "The keychain was made by my late mother, and it's a priceless treasure to me. I'm offering 50,000 Mora as compensation to anyone who returns it!"

Messy Handwriting: "100,000 Mora for the Blubberbeast. And we make the exchange at a time and place of my choosing."

Neat Handwriting: "100,000 Mora for a keychain? That's outrageous! This one's not just a thief, they're a full-blown bandit! Whatever you do, don't give them your money!"

Neat Handwriting: "Have a word with the folks from the Curatorium of Secrets. They can help you get back what was stolen, and if you give *them* 50,000 Mora, they'll beat the stupid out of this ruffian, too!"

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Northland Bank Advert[]

Northland Bank Poster: The Northland Bank proudly presents its newest wealth management product: Happy Home Loans! Because happy families begin with flexible financing.

Northland Bank Poster: Planning to buy your child their first Magic Guide? Repairing the creaky old family home for your elders? Or perhaps planning a cross-border honeymoon with your beloved?

Northland Bank Poster: With Happy Home Loans, we can support your dreams, and make your home happy as can be! Each day of delayed payment will automatically enroll you in the Happiness Extension Plan — where your interest rates grow alongside your joy.

Northland Bank Poster: Any unpaid balance from this term will automatically roll into your principal, letting your children uphold the family's credit legacy together! Happy Home Loans — You don't just own your love and responsibility, you also look after it for the next generation!

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Vandalism Complaint[]

Angry Handwriting: "The bulletin board is not a target board! You treasure hunters really are a bunch of good-for-nothings!"

Angry Handwriting: "If you want to practice your marksmanship, go find a range! Don't show off your accuracy here, you're bringing shame to all of Nasha Town!"

Message: "Whoa... I don't know about y'all, but this is some seriously impressive marksmanship. The word 'not' and the 'no' in 'nothings' have been shot so full of holes they're hard to even read..."

Message: "Any more of that, and the message is going to turn into 'The bulletin board is a target board! You treasure hunters really are a bunch of good-for... things' or something..."

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Lucky Winner[]

Message: "Dear homeland, and dear relatives, I never imagined that our day of parting would come so soon."

Message: "It's all thanks to the lottery tickets from Mimisbrunnr Books. My days as a penniless, luckless pauper are now far behind me!"

Message: "Tomorrow, I'll be enjoying afternoon tea at the Hotel Debord, and in a few days, I'll be able to enjoy the golden sun shining down on the cliffs from Mt. Tianheng. This world truly is vast beyond compare!"

Message: "Do not worry, dear loved ones, bosom friends. I'll spend all my prize money. Yes, every last Mora! And with that, I bid you tally-ho!"

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Shoot, Too Many Shoots![]

Message: "Help! I accidentally ordered 25 kilograms of bamboo shoots... If my family finds out, they'll lose their minds, and I might loss my head! Please, someone, buy them off me!"

Another Person's Message: "What are bamboo shoots? What are they for?"

Reply: "It's a special ingredient that a merchant from Liyue recommended to me. They said it's used to make delicious 'Bamboo Shoot Soup' or 'Triple-Layered Consommé'... So I wanted to buy some to try..."

Another Person's Message: "Doesn't sound like anything I know how to work with... Maybe you should ask Katya at Speranza. She's got a super chef over there, and they might be able to make use of your bamboo shoots."

Another Person's Message: "Now I feel like eating there..."

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Scam Warning[]

Message: "Oh my days, I can't even bear to keep reading this... Look, based on my own painful experience, here's a breakdown of the most common scams. If you're reading this, count yourself lucky."

Message: "The ■■■■ trick. In this scam, the scammers usually claim to have ■■■■... And as long as you jump in ■■■■ early, you can be part of ■■■■."

Message: "In the first few months, maybe ■■■■... Your 'partners' might suddenly ■■■■. And as it turns out, ■■■■ would already be ■■■■."

Message: "This type of trick clings to our local scammers like stench clings to a dead dog."

Message: "But no matter how skilled a scammer may be, they'll fold the moment you ask, "■■■■," my friends..."

Another Person's Message: "Who erased my message?! Darn and blast, it's definitely one of those filthy scammers! Did anyone see who did it?"

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Seeking Male Partner[]

Message: "Looking for a partner. Ideal candidate is male, aged 25-35, with a pleasant appearance and gentle temperament. Must be willing to provide attentive care for my daughter in everyday life. Must not be the arguing type."

Message: "Salary need only cover the gentleman's personal expenses. Priority given to current Sumeru Akademiya faculty or Fontaine Research Institute researchers."

Message: "Basic information about my daughter: I own ten properties in Nasha Town. If you are interested, please contact..."

Another Person's Message: "Uhhh... Contact who? Why's that part of the message torn out?"

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Please. My Wife. She's Very Sick.[]

Message: "Can anyone recommend a truly skilled doctor? My wife's been getting more sick by the day — but every physician we've consulted can't even identify the cause of her illness!"

Message: "Her condition just keeps getting worse. These days, she can only stay awake for four hours a day... Please, someone, help us!"

Another Person's Message: "How about you try going elsewhere? There are better doctors in Sumeru, Liyue, or maybe Fontaine... I don't think there's much hope asking around in a place like this."

Reply: "I thought so too, but my wife can't leave Nod-Krai. Without kuuvahki, she'll die!"

Another Person's Message: "Huh? I've only heard of people who can't adapt well TO kuuvahki, and even some of those Frostmoon Scions have folks like that... Is it even possible to die from a lack of it?"

Reply: "It's true! Without kuuvahki, she can't fly, and her face gets all blurry and laggy... Just watching her makes my heart shatter!"

Another Person's Message: "She can't fly, and her face... Wait, your wife's a robot?! Man, I think YOU need to see a doctor more than she does!"

Reply: "No! I refuse! No matter what anyone tells me, she's my darling wife, who has silently hovered by my side all this time!"

Another Person's Message: "...Alright, suit yourself, mate. But I'll throw you a bone: Go look for Aino."

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Seeking Beautiful Guide[]

Message: "Lucrative Offer: Seeking a guide intimately familiar with all of Nod-Krai. We only have one non-negotiable requirement: Beauty. My master simply cannot abide an... aesthetically challenged escort anymore."

Another Person's Message: "Sounds like you're looking for me! Nobody can name a better guide than I, Ratimir, 'round these parts! You'll find me charming clients at the harbor on the daily. Come find me if you're interested in the real deal!"

Reply: "You do not meet our requirements. Thank you."

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Change History[]

Released in Version "Luna I"

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Nasha Town Bulletin Board

Contents

Content[]

Introduction[]

Voynich Guild Disclaimer[]

Wild Hunt Warning[]

Frostmoon Scions' Message[]

The Cannon Must Go![]

Cat Advice Needed[]

Subletting Offer[]

Bump in the Night[]

Treasure Hunter Advert[]

Selling Fatui Uniform[]

Fatui Recruitment Notice[]

Conveyer Belt Safety Notice[]

Seeking Lost Wallet[]

Northland Bank Advert[]

Vandalism Complaint[]

Lucky Winner[]

Shoot, Too Many Shoots![]

Scam Warning[]

Seeking Male Partner[]

Please. My Wife. She's Very Sick.[]

Seeking Beautiful Guide[]

Change History[]

Navigation[]