L'or noir Message Board

The L'or noir Message Board is an advertisement board located in Court of Fontaine: Fleuve Cendre, Fontaine. The messages randomly cycle through every time it is interacted with.

It can be found next to Tetreaux at the Spina di Rosula bar in Fleuve Cendre.

Messages[]

Introduction[]

L'or noir: This board is for public announcements. 50 Mora each. If you have any questions or needs leave a message with reception.

About Rules[]

L'or noir: Follow the rules when you're on the Spina di Rosula's territory. If you have questions, ask for Tetreaux.

Message from Tetreaux: And if you do have questions, be direct and don't beat around the bush.

About Sewer Hide-and-Seek Rules[]

Sewer Hide-and-Seek Rules: "Rule Number One: In Hide-and-Seek, you can only walk forwards, never backwards."

Sewer Hide-and-Seek Rules: "Rule Number Two: If you hear a dog, you must run away quickly. If you heard a cat, you must move slowly and try not to make any noise."

Sewer Hide-and-Seek Rules: "Rule Number Three: The water is poisoned, so you must not touch it lightly. Any mistakes will result in losing HP, and HP can only be regained by eating."

Sewer Hide-and-Seek Rules: "One New Rule: Areta says that sunlight is good for you, so now you can regain HP from standing in sunlight too."

About Illnesses[]

Spina di Rosula: All sewer residents who become ill should go to our physician, Areta.

Areta: Do not worry about costs. No additional fees will be collected.

Job Recruitment: Soup Kitchen[]

Soup Kitchen: The Soup Kitchen needs two helpers to handle odd jobs. The salary is 1,120 Mora per day and paid out daily. Lunch and dinner included.

Soup Kitchen: Requirements: Able to count and handle bills, prefer applicants who look fierce and tough. Ask at the Soup Kitchen for details.

Job Recruitment: Lumitoile[]

Job Recruitment: "Lumitoile" is hiring harvesters! No base pay, commision of 10% on all sales. Bring your own "tools."

Job Recruitment: Cleaners[]

Job Recruitment: Urgently recruiting two cleaners for "apartments." 200,000 Mora and four days off each month.

Job Recruitment: Requirements: A "gentleman" and "experienced." Contact Tetreaux if interested.

Job Recruitment: Dr. Mosso's Legacy[]

A Recruitment Drive: Hey! Is your life boring you to tears? Join us now! Let's unearth Dr. Mosso's mysterious legacy from thirty years ago!

A Recruitment Drive: Let me make this clear, this isn't a scam! And if you're to be any idiot, then I guarantee that you'll be the greatest idiot among idiots!

A Recruitment Drive: If you're an elite, doubtless all other elites shall find themselves wanting before you!

A Recruitment Drive: Let me repeat myself again, this is not a scam! Don't miss this golden opportunity! I'll be waiting for you at Fleuve Cendre!

Bounty Notice[]

Bounty Notice: The Spina di Rosula Red Notice Bounty Board. A crossed out name indicates the bounty has been resolved.

Bounty Notice: Bounty No. 11: (The name has been crossed out with red, and cannot be read)

Bounty Notice: Bounty No. 13: A notice pinned to the board with a dagger, with a giant red "X". Most of the information is now illegible, except the word "Sinthe."

Bounty Notice: Bounty No. 61: ...For selling... In violation... Boss's [sic] orders, alive or dead...

Bounty Notice: ...

Vitruvia's Ad[]

Vitruvia: Have you run into legal trouble? Do you need legal assistance? Look no farther than our legal consultation office, your most trusted "friend" in the Fleuve Cendre.

Vitruvia: Consultation fees starting at 1,000 Mora per minute. Please visit us for any inquiries.

Houard-Robere Tools Workshop Ad[]

Houard-Robere Tools Workshop: We offer all kinds of mechanical customization, installation, modification, and maintenance services. We also sell some "special" weapons, and we welcome all "gentlemen" who wish to come and make purchases.

Houard-Robere Tools Workshop: We also buy used mechanical components and scrap. Excellent prices.

Transfiguration Studio Ad[]

Transfiguration Studio: The Transfiguration Studio will be constructed soon! Walk-in consultations welcome. Transfiguration, get a new face and a new life!

Someone's Message: "Transfiguration? Is that really possible?"

Transfiguration Studio Reply: "Of course it's possible! We've already completed the preliminary theoretical verification. It's just that such a dramatic and groundbreaking undertaking requires a bit more Mora to continue to achieve new breakthrough."

Someone's Message: "Really? How much Mora? Just give me a number, I'll pay it!"

Another Person's Message: "Come on, Colin, give it up. Such an obvious scam and you can't even tell?"

Spina di Rosula: "Lelienne, don't forget the rules here. Or do you want to be unable to stay even in the Fleuve Cendre?"

About Regaining Citizenship[]

Someone's Message: "Excuse me, does anyone know if there's a way to restore one's rights as a citizen in Fontaine?"

Vitruvia: "As far as I know, no such cases currently exist."

Another Person's Message: "Even if there was a way, it'd never happen to you, Colin. Why don't you take an honest look at what you did? That "boiler" prototype of yours razed the entire lab."

Someone's Message: "It's not my fault! They must have mucked up operating it. My calculations couldn't have been wrong, it can't be my fault!"

Another Person's Message: "Tell it to the Oratrice, why don't you."

About Colin[]

L'or noir: Missing: Colin

L'or noir: A former researcher at the Fontaine Research Institute, an expert in the field of thermal energy. Strong body, weak and timid personality.

L'or noir: The individual has been missing for over a month, and has accrued a tab in the tens of thousands of Mora at the L'or noir. If anyone can provide useful information, please contact Tetreaux. We are most grateful for any information.

Message: I bet old Colin had the underpants scammed off of him. If you ask me, he's long gone.

About Jaime the Brute[]

Message: "The Fleuve Cendre really is scary. I feel like there's shady characters everywhere."

Another Person's Message: "Relax, with the Spina di Rosula here, nobody will cause too much trouble."

Message: Really? But I saw a huge dude dressed up like an Eremite today, once glance is enough to know he means business.

Another Person's Message: "You mean Jaime the Brute, right? That's normal, his job is collecting on debts, so of course he's gotta look tough."

Another Person's Message: "He's got quite the temper though, so I'd recommend you keep your distance. He's beaten people for just looking at him twice. That's why he's called the Brute."

A Third Person's Message: "Not necessarily. Today I saw old lady Bracari bump into his shoulder and he apologized to her on the spot with perfect etiquette."

Another Person's Message: "The Brute knows how to apologize? And to an old granny? Did you drink the wrong potion?"

A Third Person's Message: "Not just that, you didn't see his totally obsequious way of doing it. Just like old Colin, shrinking away like a scared finch."

Another Person's Message: "Haha, definitely a pity I didn't see that!"

About Faustier[]

Immature Handwriting: "Faustier is totally ripped! How hard do I have to work to be as strong as he is?"

Another Person's Message: "Don't assume he was always so buff. He used to be skinny as a rail. He only became this muscular after he got sent to the Fortress of Meropide."

Immature Handwriting: "Wow! Then I want to go to the Fortress of Meropide too!"

Another Person's Message: "Now that's easy, all you have to do is..."

Faustier: "Don't listen to their baloney! All you have to do is eat well, get lots of exercise, and you'll be as strong as I am!"

About an Outsider[]

Message: "I saw a lame local taking an outsider around here yesterday, they were talking about 'science' and 'medicine' while they were walking, what was going on?"

Another Person's Message: "I've also heard them say something like 'the more important the research, the more you need to do it in hidden, out-of-the-way places like this.' They're not planning on selling Sinthe, are they?"

Message from Tetreaux:"It would be best if you two would explain this situation in detail. The Boss wants to talk to them."

About Salvaging[]

Message: "I've heard salvaging is really profitable! I wonder if someone like me can strike it rich too."

Another Person's Message: "You might earn no more from salvaging than fishing. As for getting rich, get real."

Message: "I've already asked around! That Crossa sells stuff that other people have salvaged! And that you can tell the stuff she sells is premium!"

Another Person's Message: "Oh, I get it. That's the kind of 'salvage' you're talking about. No wonder."

Message: "Wait, what do you mean that kind of 'salvage'?"