Arataki Itto's birthday is celebrated on June 1st.
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News Flash! It's! My! Birthday! Today! | |
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Sender | Arataki Itto |
Time/Date | 2022-06-01 (During Version 2.7) |
Hahahahahahahaha! Thank goodness I came up with a brilliant idea this year and found this secluded island where I stayed for a couple of days to stay away from the crowds. And guess what? This year, I'm not spending my birthday in prison! Hahaha! On the other hand, spending days arm wrestling against Pale Red Crabs with a branch brought no joy... But now, the time's finally come. We celebrate, big time! Yes, yes, location first. How about the rooftop of Tenshukaku, yeah? The place's high up with spectacular views and looks majestic. I would look great there. A real man like myself should have his birthday celebrated on top of Tenshukaku! What about the celebration then? If it's not super-duper mega ultra awesome, it has to at least be mega ultra awesome! Fireworks? Nah, too much hassle. Beetle fights or card games? I'd win for sure... but I don't want anyone to lose today! Hmm... How about... roasting Lavender Melons? All good vibes and little could go wrong. But, it still needs to be grand! So we are going to roast... ten! Yep, you heard me right! I, Arataki "Live Long and Prosper" Itto will live as long as Mt. Yougou, hahaha! | |
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Cheer Up, Compadre! | |
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Sender | Arataki Itto |
Time/Date | 2023-06-01 (During Version 3.7) |
So, some bearded merchant from Shumeru or Sumeru or whatever asked Shinobu for a bit of a legal help, and whaddya know, in the end they ended up sending a ton of their local specialties! Check it out! there are even some golden Onikabuto! Awesome, huh? I've raised them to be huge and poweful, and now, during this annual celebration of the birth of the one and only King Arataki, I'm giving 'em all to you! How stoked are you? Oh, but that's not all! There's Seagrass from Shimura's, and Naku Weed from Tsukumomono Groceries too. I brought the gang down and worked for them for three whole days to score this haul. But hey, no biggie, what I earned, I'm giving to you! No reason, really, I just want my compadre on this crazy ride called life to be just like me on this special day — the world's happiest Oni! Er, no, human! | |
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Genius? More Like Ingenious! | |
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Sender | Arataki Itto |
Time/Date | 2024-06-01 (During Version 4.6) |
As the sayings go, time fries when you're having fun and weights for no one! Compadre, I'm sure by now news has reached your ears of how the Arataki Gang has reached new heights under my brilliant leadership. Whether we're talking the Beetle Battle Brawl or The Great Singalong, I've taken us to bigger, better, and bolder stages than ever before! But from the sound of things, you haven't exactly been slacking yourself, huh? I heard you made the papers — guess you must be rockin' the world too! I expect nothing less from my compadre, following' in my footsteps as I charge bravely ahead, horns-first! Now, normally great minds like ours think alike, so we don't have to hash things out. But recently, Jack-Attack told me about these thingamajigs from his hometown called uhh... De... Detector-subs, or something'? Whatever, it doesn't matter! They should be called "Mighty Meka Armored Onikabuto" — am I right, or am I right? Anyway, I had a major brainwave, and you've gotta be the first to surf it! Hahaha, maybe I'm just a born genius? Actually, make that an "ingenious"! C'mon, Compadre, I'll dish out all the deets as soon as you get here! | |
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Ms. Hina... | |
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Sender | Arataki Itto |
Time/Date | 2025-06-01 (During Version 5.6) |
The editor at Yae Publishing House said that if you buy the Ultra Deluxe Edition of "That's Life," you'd get the once-in-a-lifetime chance to send a long letter to Ms. Hina herself! So I scrimped and saved Mora for months to make it happen. But guess what? After I mailed it out, Shinobu told me there's some tiny print at the end of the magazine that says: "Please keep your letter within three pages. Any extra content will be trimmed by default." For real!? You mean to tell me... after I spent three full pages on properly introducing myself, the fancy compliments Shinobu helped me write, the outpouring of this oni's most heartfelt feelings, AND my incredibly handsome self-portrait... Ms. Hina didn't even get any of it!? Haha, impossible! They gotta be pulling on both my legs with that one! If Ms. Hina hadn't read between the lines and felt my true emotions, how would I have gotten a reply from her today, huh? That's right — she gets me! Get your butt over here, compadre! You gotta help me open it, read it out loud with me, and witness firsthand Ms. Hina's true feelings for "The One and Oni" Arataki Itto! | |
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Haha, what do you think? This is how we, the Arataki Gang, celebrate special occasions. Impressive, right? Let me tell you, even if the Yashiro Commission is here, they can't organize a party as grand as ours! Hahahahahaha! And you, my buddy, are a special guest today. So naturally, you got some privilege — you can pick any drink you want before everyone else gets a chance to, yeah? We've got Lavender Melon Vegetable Smoothie, Cherry Blossom Sparkling Water... Uhh, what else? Anyway, we've got anything you can think of, really! Well, anything but Soy Milk of course! Come on, let's celebrate my birthday, hahahahaha! Cheers! | |
Oho, now let me have a little looksie at what you got me— Oooh! An Onikabuto, and it's a beaut! Just look at the strong horns on this one! The powerful body! The sheer swagger! This is, without doubt, an SSS-class battle beetle that puts the Oni in Onikabuto! Whoa! The sheer power of that charge! Of course, that's to be expected from a fighter with the Itto stamp of approval. Hehe, just in the nick of time, too! It'll be my ace in the next beetle brawl! You should come too, I'll even give you the spoils of victory! | |
Check out this awesome drawing my boys made for me. What do you think, compadre? Doesn't it look just as handsome, stylish, smart, and— Ah well, who am I kidding, there is no drawing in the world that can even come close to the magnificence of yours truly! Hahahahaha! Why? You don't think it's appropriate to put up my drawing over here? Puh-lease, it makes perfect sense, amigo! You see, I'M the man of the occasion! If it ain't grand, it ain't on brand! You know what, why don't I put my autograph on it? Signed poster of the Arataki Gang's one and only maestro for the one and oni's bestest compadre! | |
Eek! You gave me a scare — I thought I'd been busted... Shhh! Keep your voice down! I'm playin' hide-and-seek with the little kiddos. Why? 'Cause whoever wins gets a whole year's supply of lollipops — free of charge! You want in on the fun? Doesn't matter how many opponents there are. The winner can be none other than Arataki "The One and Oni" Itto! Mwahahahahaha! Uh-oh, laughed a bit loud there... I think we got spotted. Let's get outta here! |
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Taking Pictures and Recounting Good Times[]
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