To Mr Tartaglia
Hello, how have you been? I’ll get straight to the point: I want to wish you a very happy birthday.
One would say that it is merely a coincidence that we share a birthday, but I think not. After all, it can’t be just a coincidence that I share my birthday with my third favorite person, could it?
Anyways, for my birthday I’ll like a C6R5 Zhongli. Or C6R5 of you, Tartaglia.
WAIT ACTUALLY, JUST GIVE ME ENOUGH PRIMOGEMS FOR 2 TEN PULLS
And for you, Mr Tartaglia, I’ll keep Zhongli away from you for a few days so you can find a good place to hide your Mora. I’d say it’s a fair trade, if you ask me
Wishing you a very happy birthday
—Ren