Eleven Fatui Harbingers

Feel like it’s too early to be asking this question but I’m too bored to not do so.

Where would you guys rank the Fatui Harbingers in terms of their loyalty to the Tsaritsa?

Mainly the ones that have made an in-game appearance (since we know more about their character) but feel free to add the rest in your list if you want to.

Btw Tartaglia is definitely #1

Still cannot draw men. Anyway, I’m also leaving the fandom and deleting the game. The grass calls. Goodbye.

(Some of them)

Lazzo of Water

Signora, Columbina, Arlecchino, and Pulcinella enter a room together, when suddenly Signora faints and falls onto the floor having fainted she cries out “Ugh- I feel ill” as she crashes to the ground her dress and cape flowing as she falls face first into a glass table shattering it and spilling dirt all over her, from its flower pots.


	Columbina is surprised and calls over to Arlecchino and says “Fetch me some water to wake Signora”. Pulcinella would come over with Arlecchino carrying fresh clean water, and toss it on Signora’s face to no Avail,

“No good, we need something else” Said Arlecchino in response to this, so she had Pulcinella fetch a pale of dirty Water and splashes that all over  Signora to no effect.

Pulcinella Said “Alright try hot and cold, so Columbina fetched cold water and Arlecchino Hot and she said “I got the same I used to wake the children” But as she tossed the water over Signora it did nothing

	 “I fetched the kind I use to prank the Captian” But to Columbia's shock her cold water did not succeed. But Pulcinella’s face lit up.


“I have one more idea!” he declared unzipping his pants and peeing in th bucket he walked over and tossed it over Signora, who shot up disgusted she grabbed him and tossed him across the room causing him to hand head first in a bedpan.



“Id rather you have had the Doctor wake me!” She yelled before stomping away literally fuming with anger. There was Even Fire and sparks flying from her ears.




Lazzo of eating one’s Self
Several Dottore’s are in a room together. The one in the prime of his life declared. “I am quite hungry” And thus Nonchalantly he rips off another segments arm and eats it. This leads to a chain of events where all the segments eat each other, meanwhile the old Arlecchino wait intending to speak to the Doctor but finding it to be a bad time. He invites her to eat the Segments with him though she declined. 


Lazzo of the Fly.
Arlecchino invites Signora to her homes stating there is not a fly in her home it is so clean. To the shock of Signora she enters to sees dozens of children when asking Arlecchino what was going on she still insisted “There is not a fly”. Adjusting Signora tried to earn the children's favor though bribery was her only successful method.



Shield and Bystander Lazzo
	The two Arlecchino’s are fighting. The newer one grabs as sword and Swings it at the old one, only for her to Grab Clervie and Use her own daughter as a shield.  Eventually the Captain Arrives and attempts to break up the fight only for him to instead get beaten up by both for interrupting.



Undead Lazzo
	“We are gathered here today too-” the mayor is interrupted as signora Emerges from her coffin claiming to be alive. She is quickly put back down as a startled Sandrone hits her over the head with a Bench.



Lazzo of the List
An Injured Fatui Agent speaks his jaw is broken so he cannnot pronounce words “Behold the Fat Chewy Hamburgers: Il Capicchino, Il Dough Tour, Collum beans, Harly quinn, Pun cinderella, ???, Sandy drone, La Sigma nora. Panting alone, ??? and Toterllini.” Nobody understands him  and all are left confused.

Spit lazzo

	The Fatui Harbingers have all gathered together, before the Tsaritsa, the Balladeer needs to clear his throat so he asks permission to spit. The Tsaritsa said “As long as you spit on nothing important.” So the Balladeer Agreed and Promptly spat on Tartaglia. “I didn’t break the rule” He said smugly. 

So the issue is the scenarios are hard to get the charecter in, but I still tried... maybe I should have just done the Capitano Mpreg.

https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000487777/r/4400000000002249417

Votes are in:

Winners are as follows:

Out of a total of 49 votes (without mine)...

Capitano wins #1 place, with 13 votes, not counting my own 🥇

Arlecchino wins #2 place, with 11 votes 🥈

Tartaglia wins #3 place, with 8 votes 🥉

Sandrone had 7 votes and Columbina had 6, putting them very close to #3, but not quite there, and Scaramouche had only 4.

Previous rounds:

Round one:

Winners:

Capitano 🥇

Columbina 🥈

Arlecchino 🥉

Round two:

Winners:

Tartaglia 🥇

Scaramouche 🥈

Sandrone 🥉

Im sorry guys I thought it would take longer, but erm I missed this wiki, so hello again im backkkkkkkklklkhltkglrkglrkrogjrorgorg